THE ADMIRAL I got the swag of a 4 star admiral I got the power of an uncaged animal I got the mind of a certified genius Oh, and one more thing, yo: I got a tiny penis Yeah I got the wealth, mad ducats in my pocket But I ain't got a rocket, fit my cock in a locket I can pop and lock it with the best of the best You wanted the biggest, well I'm the rest DTM Yeah I defy gravity In my kitchen mixing up perfect martinis If I spit on a canvas it's a masterpiece So please stop laughing at my wrinklebeast I'm an intergalactic ambassador And a quadruple back flipping matador THE ADMIRAL And I'm a triple cartwheeling luchador DTM But I got a mini Tennessee throat warmer THE ADMIRAL I enrich the flour DTM I slice the bread THE ADMIRAL But it ain't my fault BLANG!? If you can't find my head THE ADMIRAL I made the All-Star game when I was a rookie DTM But the femmes always fleeing from my zipper Wookie I was the voice who was speaking to Joan of Ark I'm the reason we lost Amelia Earhart With a spitwad I blew up the Death Star But my piece can't even make your pussy part My superskills saved Apollo 13 And I stole Coke's secret recipe I even taught Mike Tyson how to read But that was all harder than my wang can be THE ADMIRAL Yo I arm wrestled Jesus and I won the title And I shot down the UFO that crashed at Roswell I can turn invisible, escape from Alcatraz But my junk is the opposite of critical mass If you're hurting for a squirtin' Sorry got a gherkin, It ain't Mr. Happy it's Mr. Disturbing Went back in time, saved MLK and Kennedy But not Honest Abe due to Johnson jealously DTM I won Iron Chef THE ADMIRAL Spy 006 DTM When it comes to underwear I wear BLANG!? Double O Dicks DTM Play skin flute and the prickolo THE ADMIRAL But I'm last chair in the dick orchestra My El Presidente ain't mas grande Need a microscope to see my poke My dong aint' long or big or strong My boner is a loner, it's a wee little schlong DTM Wish my dick was a sledgehammer But I'm the lover equivalent of "Chutes & Ladders" You'd better hide your wives and hide your daughters I'll give them Post-Orgasmic Stress Disorder THE ADMIRAL Ain't got a knob, it's more like a nib My dick's disappointed more than Mr. Pibb My baby maker's so tired and weary It's so damn small it's just a theory DTM Before I get 'em home I call my dick The Duke But when we're all alone that's when I get rebuked "Can't go so far to call yourself a man, You've got a Matchbox car for a battering ram." BLANG!? Ants (Got bigger dicks) Paramecium (Got bigger dicks) Turtles (Got bigger dicks) Girls (Got bigger dicks) Moonrocks (Got bigger dicks) 8-track cassettes (Got bigger dicks) Bunnies (Got bigger dicks) Even dudes who got their dicks cut off! (Got bigger dicks) Mugs (Got bigger dicks) Mice (Got bigger dicks) AC adaptors (Got bigger dicks) Scones (Got bigger dicks) Scissors (Got bigger dicks) Crackers (Got bigger dicks) Crayons (Got bigger dicks) Ken dolls (Got bigger dicks)

THE ADMIRAL I see the ladies in the chain mail Bra Wearing nothing underneath Aw Chastity belt got my tongue tied Nothing hotter than a pussy that's fortified I got a 2 handed long sword in my pants All the ladies in the corsets, let me see you hands Come with me, have a flagon of mead We're gonna bone through Elizabethan history BLANG!? Ladies, unlace that blouse Need a peek underneath to dishonor your house! DTM Whatchu know about sprites and fairies? The steampunk chicks with the brass canary Walkin' round town with a parasol She killed more cock than an aerosol Lace it up, pull the corset tight Make that cleavage plump up right I've got half a mind to lay down with you And the other half thinks I should sex you, too THE ADMIRAL You can be my Queen, or my dainty princess As long as you're the key to my sexual excess Goddamn the Ren Faire Girles got me crazy Running round the tourney ground All frilly and lacy Driving me wild the way they toss that axe But I knew it was love when I saw that ass Get down on my knees and beg Get her hotter than a fresh smoked turkey leg BLANG!? I don't need me a model or a movie star Don't need me girl with a fancy car Just give me a lady with a scimitar Who spends her weekends as a centaur I like 'em funny and I like 'em cute But I like them more when they play the lute So expand your mind and rock your world To the life changing hotness of the Ren Faire Girles DTM See the girls in the chainmail thongs Bellydancing in the streets for ya'l Hair whipping, and I can't resist Those fine-assed ladies with the juicy tits Red lips fully primed to kiss Her parents never minded this "We'll just leave her at the Renaissance Faire, She'll never get in any trouble there." BLANG!? But soon as mom and dad turn around The skirt goes up and the shirt comes down THE ADMIRAL Yo meet me in the dungeon, we'll have ourselves a good Put me in the rack and attack me it'll be sublime Ooh girl, love the way you rock a dagger Any chance I'm getting my sword in your scabbard? I'll be your knight in shining armor Don't matter if you're a wench or a crofter's daughter I'm a charmer, the High Cleric of Caressing, Got a Plus-2 when it comes to undressing DTM Cotton, leather, and lace; oh, my! She's got a bandolier and a flask of wine The dirt of the road is the dust on her boots And she ain't too proud to follow manly pursuits There's a knife in her hair, and some polished darts With a gaze she can pierce through the strongest hearts Hid a gun in her belt but the bastard sword Tell ya boys: beware of a just reward BLANG!? Don't need me an heiress or a socialite I don't want me a girl needs her hair did right Just give me a woman with her doublet tight Who spends her weekend as a water sprite I like them naughty and I like 'em smart But I like them more when they play the harp So expand your mind and rock your world To the life changing hotness of the Ren Faire Girles Unleash your fantasy beast DTM Let's go for a ride To a place back in time Where the ladies were fine (where the ladies were fine) Comin' at you with this Renaissance love and bliss Girls too cute to dismiss (too cute to dismiss) Repeat over Chorus

BLANG!? Ooh Da Lolly, we likes to party, You bring the keggers and we bring the hotties! THE ADMIRAL Take a chance on the fat man in short pants Ain't much to look at but I got a knack for romance Take you to a slow dance with one of those slow jamz, Oops! I'm sorry, lost control of my hands ma'am I ain't got class, ain't got flavor But I got some words of wisdom for you to savor You got a fly girl and you wanna make her yours Just drops your drawers, gauge her applause If you get a standing "O" then it's good to go, But if you get a slow clap then no Beast with 2 Backs for you I know it's hard for a single guy to get laid, But it's even harder for a white rapper to get paid I'm here to bring about a natural disaster DTM on my back we're like Master Blaster 2 men enter and 1 man leaves, But that one man is me so don't get no ideas! BLANG!? Ooh Da Lolly, we likes to party, You bring the keggers and we bring the hotties! DTM <Boom> A funktastrophe! While my rhyme's swinging lazy through the canopy This party's so big its a celebrity And my crew's so tough them call it Master Chief Mowk be nimble, DTM be quick Where the pimps and the players with their walking sticks? All my songs so fresh they call it Funky Fried Whether bumpin' through the city or the countryside I told you, wanted to put it nicely: That wardrobe you brought was a little Vanilla Icely I wouldn't have to truly put it so precisely If your girlfriend wasn't here to wanna truly entice me Is it because we're up on the scene here Or is it because they measure our talent in leap years? I've got fine chicks from the Antebellum On my Frisbee golf discs filling out my quorum BLANG!? Ooh Da Lolly, we likes to party, You bring the keggers and we bring the hotties! DTM Ooh, look at this here party Later on we gon' kick it at the after party Put the bump and the grind Up on all the shorties Make the foundation shake Til we break for morning THE ADMIRAL I'm-a kick it on home with that one Gonna break my back bone with that one She's so gosh darn attractive Makes me seem to lose my BLANG!? CONTROL!!! Ooh Da Lolly, we likes to party, You bring the keggers and we bring the hotties!

DTM The year is 1981. Dr. Stephen Hawking is widely regarded as the smartest man in the world. What is less known is his love of funky footwork. Looking for an outlet to combine his loves of particle physics, cosmology, and street dancing, Dr. Hawking creates the Dancetron 5000 (5000...) a robot designed to study black holes and win dance battles. Programmed for breakthroughs in both physics and ethnochoreology, Dancetron would be the first android ever to do the "Bankhead Bounce," the "Cat Daddy" and "Strobing." He would also be capable of cosmologically inspired moves, such as the "Electric Fermian," the "Gamma Ray Emitter," and the "Gravitational Hamiltonian." Dancetron's mission was to find that most funky of particles: the Higgs-Boson. But Dancetron would rather dance.... DANCETRON My name is Dancetron (5000...) I have come to party Top Rock and Down Rock Freezes and Power Moves Teach you how to Dougie and Electric Boogaloo My name is Dancetron (5000...) I have come to get funky Angular Momentum and Maxwell's Equation Will blow your mind with funktastic jubilation DTM Dr. Hawking is traveling to present his machine at Columbia University and gather support to send Dancetron 5000 (5000...) into space to study the nearest black hole. As they pass through Brooklyn, however, Dancetron hears the beats of a local ghetto-blaster. He blows a fuse desiring to bust a move, and he breaks out of his scientific caravan. Knowing neither fear, nor pride, Dancetron meets the B-boys on their own turf: Popping in Brooklyn, Locking in the Bronx, Queens had never seen such a Bounce. He broke Manhattan with his Breaking, and Staten Island was stunned by his Techtonic. Dr. Hawking searched madly for his beloved robot, he finally found him Memphis Juking in Times Square. He threatened to remove Dancetron's choreographic programming, and Dancetron went mad with rage... DANCETRON My name is Dancetron (5000...) I have come to destroy you Without my Krumping there is nothing to live for Set self destruct sequence on the dance floor My name is Dancetron (5000...) I have to annihilate Photons and Neutrons have no enticement But Murder, Death, Kill gives me great excitement DTM Ignoring Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, Dancetron started killing every human around him with his lasers, x-rays and gamma emitters. Driven to distraction with grief Dr. Hawking collected his friends, leading scientists in their fields, to form the Quantum Coalition. Cosmologist Carl Sagan, ranged weapons expert. Physicist Leonard Susskind, demolitions. Roboticist Joseph F Engelberger, communications specialist. Mathematician Robert Penrose, the plucky comic relief. Dr. Hawking lead the team, in addition to hand-to-hand combat proficiency. They met Dancetron in battle on the plains of Nebraska, with Susskind injured in the ensuing chaos. While Susskind would vow vengeance on Hawking and his machine, the Coalition carried the bloody day. Dancetron was sent into space, having been wiped of all dance moves, or was he... DANCETRON My name is Dancetron (5000...) Floating through space Collecting evidence of Black Hole Elasticity To prove the Theory of General Relativity My name is Dancetron (5000...) Soaring through the universe With infinity before me and the great beyond I can Galaxy Dance til the break of dawn...

THE ADMIRAL Awwww yeah... UGH! Ladies in the club, get your ass off the floor, Cuz this here ain't your domain no more And no I'm not trying to cause a schism This is for the fellas ain't got the rhythm This is a new dance Use in any circumstance Take a chance and then get enhanced You might find romance In the wide expanse Of my mind blowing moves BLANG!? It's a mind blowing groove! THE ADMIRAL Like any dance, this dance has a rule And that one rule is there are no rules You can do what you want! DTM I can do what I want? THE ADMIRAL Anything that you want! DTM Anything that I want? THE ADMIRAL You can do the Watusi, you can do the Bird You can do the Charleston, you can do the Worm You can do the Running Man all across the land You can do what you want: it's the Galaxy Dance! BLANG!? Throw your hands in the air, kick your legs to the side You can bounce to the left, you can bounce to the right Do the Galaxy Dance DO THE GALAXY DANCE! You can fingersnap or you can handclap Bob your head to the right, bob your head to the left Do the Galaxy Dance DO THE GALAXY DANCE! G-A-L-A-X-Y dance, dance, DANCE! DTM Ladies, you'd best to come on back This here dance floor's looking stacked We pinky-swear we won't attack But don't act surprised when your butt get smacked Kick my shoes off while I bust my moves BLANG!? Look at those funky moves Kicking to a funky groove DTM Look up on the floor Its a bird Its a plane THE ADMIRAL Oh, shit yeah! DTM: Its Dan the Man You're cool as ice and hot as flame Even if I get burned I can't complain See us gliding slowly 'cross the floor Bounce from side to side Hopping on a dance train TryIng to stay alive BLANG!? Throw your hands in the air, kick your legs to the side You can bounce to the left, you can bounce to the right Do the Galaxy Dance DO THE GALAXY DANCE! You can fingersnap or you can handclap Bob your head to the right, bob your head to the left Do the Galaxy Dance DO THE GALAXY DANCE! G-A-L-A-X-Y dance, dance, DANCE! THE ADMIRAL All the ladies in the club with some bub In they cup say "Hell yeah" BLANG!? Hell yeah! DTM All the fellas in the club who can't Get enough say "Hell yeah" BLANG!? Hell yeah! THE ADMIRAL Everybody in the club who just Got to move say "Hell yeah" BLANG!? Hell yeah! DTM Everybody who just said "Hell Yeah" Say "Hell Yeah!" BLANG!? Hell yeah! At this point in the song, there is some spelling, some repeating, and some general good times. THE ADMIRAL So get in line all you boys and girls For the new dance craze that's sweeping the world There ain't no guest list Ain't no dress code Funk so hot heads gonna explode Shake it hard, shake it fast The Galaxy Dance is unsurpassed So shake it slow and shake it sweet The Galaxy Dance, it can't be beat! DTM Look at those ladies going by They're in the dictionary next to "Staying Fly" I like my breasts with a side of thighs That's finger-licking good And you can't deny it You're hotter than summer in the city I can tell by the way you move you get busy Forward, backward, fast or slow I've got twice the entendre of Romeo BLANG!? Throw your hands in the air, kick your legs to the side You can bounce to the left, you can bounce to the right Do the Galaxy Dance DO THE GALAXY DANCE! You can fingersnap or you can handclap Bob your head to the right, bob your head to the left Do the Galaxy Dance DO THE GALAXY DANCE! G-A-L-A-X-Y dance, dance, DANCE!

THE ADMIRAL I eat filet for breakfast, caviar for brunch I buy endangered animals And I eat 'em for lunch Got a panda hat, Komodo dragon slacks And my track jacket's made out of coelacanth Cuz I'm richer than Richie Rich Got cash coming out of every orifice I piss platinum and I shit gold I'm so BLANG you can put that in bold DTM And italics THE ADMIRAL Conspicuous consumption without a lick of gumption My wallet's so fat it could use liposuction Had a little spare change so I had my bones replaced With adamantium laced space rocks from outer space I got a Money Pit like Scrooge McDuck And I cloned a dinosaur cuz I don't give a fuck Bill Gates, ha! He ain't got nothing to say I buy and sell people like him every day My vacuum's got spinners, My toaster got chains My fanny pack all pimped out Cuz we are BLANG!? So Blang, Blang, Blang... THE ADMIRAL My dog drives an Escalade, And my shoesget parked valet And my life is so damn great BLANG!? So Blang, Blang, Blang... THE ADMIRAL My boxers are velvet, My portrait's a Monet My shopping bags are crystal BLANG!? So Blang, Blang, Blang... THE ADMIRAL My carpet is saffron, My barbeque got a grill My life is so perfect BLANG!? So Blaaaaaaang... DTM My bottled water is the tears of children And my Gucci lawnshears put me back a million There's Versace toilet paper And a Coach refridgerator Dolce & Gabana custom made this defibrillator I spend spare days chilling at Camp David Eat my food off of plates that's commemorative Launch my Bentley spaceship, I accelerated To the third moon of Neptune, and celebrated I'm the Don Corleone of Dom Perignon And my parties stay hearty from dusk to dawn All my girlfriends are from the Amazon Hired my bodyguards from the Decepticons I'm an honest man I'm a modest man Sent the people of America a Lobstergram I'm a proper man I'm a gentleman So I bought the solar system on installment plan My contacts are sapphire My zippers are gold My birdhouse got a penthouse Cuz we are BLANG!? So Blang, Blang, Blang... DTM My lampshade is truffles My napkins are Grants My dishsoap is stem cells Cuz we are BLANG!? So Blang, Blang, Blang... DTM My doorstops are iPads My flashlight is fusion My peanuts are cashews Cuz we are BLANG!? So Blaaaaaaang... DTM My gravel is moonrocks My blood is champagne My chaffeur's Warren Buffett Cuz we are BLANG!? So Blaaaaaaang... THE ADMIRAL My pliers are garnet, My hair plugs are silk My pocket watch is paladium Cuz we are BLANG!? So Blang, Blang, Blang... DTM My ballsack is cashmere My staples are chrome My syrup is amber Cuz we are BLANG!? So Blang, Blang, Blang... THE ADMIRAL My toilet paper is satin My Etch-A-Sketch is HD My Wheat Thins are Wheat Thicks BLANG!? So Blang, Blang, Blang... DTM My Reynold's Wrap is rhodium Got a Cinnabon in my house My toothpicks are rubies BLANG!? So Blaaaaaaang...

BLANG!? This goes out to the Chicago Ex-Burbs: Elgin, Aurora, Joliet, Barrington, Homewood-Flossmore, Highland Park, Lake Forest, Naperville, Waukeegan! DTM First thing I wake up and I grind my beans I like my coffee fresh, that's when the flavor has peaked I keep it flossing and clean with my Listerine Then I feed my two pussies, if you know what I mean THE ADMIRAL Head to the Walgreens to grab a paper But they're out of Sun-Times so I grab a Reader Pop out my 7 Day and hop on a bus Gotta keep my headphones on so I'm Not disturbed by the homeless DTM I put my nametag on and I drive myself to work Health, dental, and vision are just part of my perks I go to meetings and then I take a timely lunch Go home for cleaning as I wash dishes grimed from brunch THE ADMIRAL When I get home, yo, I take off my vest I turn my television on to see what TiVo suggests Thumbs down a Lifetime Original Movie "Mother May I Sleep With Danger?" No it ain't groovy! BLANG!? Investments, and taxes, and tollways, and party platters Toothpaste, and smoke breaks, and heartaches, and neighbor's banter Livestrongs, and photons, and Groupons, and puppy faces Wi-Fi, and drive-bys, and cow pies, and getting braces DTM Baby, our new NetFlix came in the mail It's got classic Kathy Bates: Fried Green Tomatoes We can pop it in to watch while we eat a bite Then I brush my teeth and gargle 'fore I call it a night THE ADMIRAL Check my Facebook and I update my status "Eating burgers with the fam at home is the baddest" Throw some laundry in the dryer and I open a book Cuz I got 45 minutes for my clothing to cook DTM As I drift off to sleep I play on my iPhone DragonVale, Battle Nations, and Movie Tycoon I turn off the light and turn on the fan I'll see you when I return from Sleepyland THE ADMIRAL Staying up late, I got tomorrow off So as the wife sleeps, the PS3 comes on Pour myself a ginger ale and I stream some flicks Fall asleep to the sounds of "Batman Begins" BLANG!? Book clubs, and dog cubs, and car dubs, and Trading Spaces Meat rubs, and green shrubs, and golf clubs, and rounding bases Strip malls, and footballs, and duck calls, and farmer's markets Weed whacks, and backpacks, and sales racks, and Empire Carpets

BLANG!? Theodore Roosevelt killed a bear with a single punch Theodore Roosevelt rode a moose just to get his mail Theodore Roosevelt owned a lion for a kitty-cat Theodore Roosevelt President of the United States! DTM What this world needs is a hero like Teddy Whose Rough Riders took down foes aplenty He shot up Spaniards and shot down wolves He could shoot you two times in a single pull When he fought back against the Martian invaders He used their King's dick as his rolling papers Have you heard about how the West was won? That was Teddy Roosevelt's vacation, son When he went to Panama and dug the canal And set aside the nation's first memorial Bird sanctuary and nature preserves So there'd be something left after he ate dessert Won a Noble Peace Prize his his voice Of the ladies he could have his choice But there was no time left for fooling around When there was ass-kicking for throwing down BLANG!? Theodore Roosevelt gave a speech with a bullet in his heart Theodore Roosevelt, Rough Rider before DMX Theodore Roosevelt: jujitsu. Like a fat Bruce Lee Theodore Roosevelt President of the United States THE ADMIRAL Speak softly, carry a big stick Teddy walking tall lugging around that big dick Look at them glasses the better to shoot you with Look at them fists, the better to govern with He beat Chuck Norris in a roundhouse kicking fight match And then he beat Godzilla with his boomerang mustache Bully! Get the president a drink Make no sudden moves, don't even blink Cuz man is the world's most dangerous game And Teddy's on the hunt again He stuffed a sasquatch, bagged a bigfoot Won the gold in Olympic shotput Invented RISK, formed Hall & Oates Beat William Jennings Bryant by 2 million votes! BLANG!? Theodore Roosevelt, predator versus Predators Theodore Roosevelt mountaineer. He ate a cougar raw Theodore Roosevelt direct quote: "I have come over to see when you want to begin the killing." Theodore Roosevelt President of the United States!

THE ADMIRAL Damn girl, you know I love you. You're all I ever wanted. You're all I ever needed. You're the love of my life. But sometimes, I got to admit, my love get tested. Sometimes you frustrate me. Specifically during that 4 to 7 day stretch every month when your uterine lining sloughs away, and your hormones get crazy. I mean, I'm inclined to do whatever you want, just so I don't get yelled at. I don't like getting yelled at. I hate it when you're out of commission. DTM Damn, girl. Its your little friend: my least favorite euphemism You want me to come home and do the dishes? I'll do anything the She-Hulk wishes: Fold the laundry, feed the cats, clean kitty litter with my hands Ovaries on fire! Stop, drop, and roll What we need up in here is Pussy Control To break it on down for the boys and girls Every twenty eight days all around the world The tides get high and the moon get full Your girl becomes a she-werewolf! BLANG!? Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? Got me all bundled up while I'm walking the streets Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? Driving up and down town, running errands for free Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? I'm all up in a mess, in a catastrophe Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? You took my stress level up to another degree THE ADMIRAL Hard to brave when you're riding the red wave Don't want to misbehave so I'll be your slave I'll mow the lawn and I'll make the bed I'll order a pizza, no, you want me to cook it instead? That's fine, that's cool. I'll do whatever you want I'll rub your feet, we can even visit your aunt So here's the remote, you're in control Of course you can have the last egg roll Let me diagram it for the boys and girls Every 28 days all over the world When the moon gets big and eclipses the sun: There's nowhere to hide. There's nowhere to run. BLANG!? Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? Got me all bundled up while I'm walking the streets Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? Driving up and down town, running errands for free Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? I'm all up in a mess, in a catastrophe Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? You took my stress level up to another degree DTM Damn, girl. You're so amazing. I love your mind. I love your body. I love your soul. And if you could just put down that chainsaw for one minute, I'm sure we could talk things over. Have I told you today that your hair looks nice? Ooh! Are those new shoes? BLANG!? Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? Got me all bundled up while I'm walking the streets Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? Driving up and down town, running errands for free Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? I'm all up in a mess, in a catastrophe Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me? You took my stress level up to another degree

BLANG!? We want them hoes, so give 'em to us We're time pimp pros, our El Dorado Drives soft and low on thirty inches We need them hoes, and tricks and bitches DTM I'm Crunk Daddy Long Legs Drive my Caddy straight through time For the bitches that are on my list Get in my car Cleopatra, Mae West, Princess Leia. Only the best! I'll take you to a new time and place And keep 100% Bitch, don't act up! BLANG!? We want them hoes, so give 'em to us We're time pimp pros, our El Dorado Drives soft and low on thirty inches We need them hoes, and tricks and bitches THE ADMIRAL Now I am the Admiral, bumpin' through time I got historical bitches on my pimpin' line I got some Nefertiti, some Salome Some Berenice of Cilicia I'm slapping chicken heads in the ancient past So in the future I can sell that ass Oh yes, don't you know That Guinevere was quite the ho Got Calamity Jane and Sappho And Mother Teresa and Florence Bascom Marie Antoinette, she gets them wet And Bonnie sans Clyde is a hell of a ride! Got 2 mad scientists make a time machine, But here's something they could not foresee They didn't have the cash to pay For the hoes they bought to celebrate DTM So the pimps swoop in, fin to regulate, What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap! Two physicists fell to the ground And we took the time machine we found THE ADMIRAL So I'll pack our canes and the bell bottom pants And grab our furs and the wide brim hats Set the coordinates, hit the ignition Time for a historical ho finding mission DTM Its a pull of the lever and off we go Cadillac bumping around like a rodeo Where we're headed? We don't know We lost the instruction manual BLANG!? We want them hoes, so give 'em to us We're time pimp pros, our El Dorado Drives soft and low on thirty inches We need them hoes, and tricks and bitches