THE ADMIRAL
I eat filet for breakfast, caviar for brunch
I buy endangered animals
And I eat 'em for lunch
Got a panda hat, Komodo dragon slacks
And my track jacket's made out of coelacanth
Cuz I'm richer than Richie Rich
Got cash coming out of every orifice
I piss platinum and I shit gold
I'm so BLANG you can put that in bold

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THE ADMIRAL
Conspicuous consumption without a lick of gumption
My wallet's so fat it could use liposuction
Had a little spare change so I had my bones replaced
With adamantium laced space rocks from outer space
I got a Money Pit like Scrooge McDuck
And I cloned a dinosaur cuz I don't give a fuck
Bill Gates, ha! He ain't got nothing to say
I buy and sell people like him every day

My vacuum's got spinners,
My toaster got chains
My fanny pack all pimped out
Cuz we are

BLANG!?
So Blang, Blang, Blang...

THE ADMIRAL
My dog drives an Escalade,
And my shoesget parked valet
And my life is so damn great

BLANG!?
So Blang, Blang, Blang...

THE ADMIRAL
My boxers are velvet,
My portrait's a Monet
My shopping bags are crystal

BLANG!?
So Blang, Blang, Blang...

THE ADMIRAL
My carpet is saffron,
My barbeque got a grill
My life is so perfect

BLANG!?
So Blaaaaaaang...

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My bottled water is the tears of children
And my Gucci lawnshears put me back a million
There's Versace toilet paper
And a Coach refridgerator
Dolce & Gabana custom made this defibrillator
I spend spare days chilling at Camp David
Eat my food off of plates that's commemorative
Launch my Bentley spaceship, I accelerated
To the third moon of Neptune, and celebrated
I'm the Don Corleone of Dom Perignon
And my parties stay hearty from dusk to dawn
All my girlfriends are from the Amazon
Hired my bodyguards from the Decepticons
I'm an honest man
I'm a modest man
Sent the people of America a Lobstergram
I'm a proper man
I'm a gentleman
So I bought the solar system on installment plan

My contacts are sapphire
My zippers are gold
My birdhouse got a penthouse
Cuz we are

BLANG!?
So Blang, Blang, Blang...

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My lampshade is truffles
My napkins are Grants
My dishsoap is stem cells
Cuz we are

BLANG!?
So Blang, Blang, Blang...

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My doorstops are iPads
My flashlight is fusion
My peanuts are cashews
Cuz we are

BLANG!?
So Blaaaaaaang...

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My gravel is moonrocks
My blood is champagne
My chaffeur's Warren Buffett
Cuz we are

BLANG!?
So Blaaaaaaang...

THE ADMIRAL
My pliers are garnet,
My hair plugs are silk
My pocket watch is paladium
Cuz we are

BLANG!?
So Blang, Blang, Blang...

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My ballsack is cashmere
My staples are chrome
My syrup is amber
Cuz we are

BLANG!?
So Blang, Blang, Blang...

THE ADMIRAL
My toilet paper is satin
My Etch-A-Sketch is HD
My Wheat Thins are Wheat Thicks

BLANG!?
So Blang, Blang, Blang...

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My Reynold's Wrap is rhodium
Got a Cinnabon in my house
My toothpicks are rubies

BLANG!?
So Blaaaaaaang...