THE ADMIRAL
Damn girl, you know I love you. You're all I ever wanted. You're all I ever needed. You're the love of my life. But sometimes, I got to admit, my love get tested. Sometimes you frustrate me. Specifically during that 4 to 7 day stretch every month when your uterine lining sloughs away, and your hormones get crazy. I mean, I'm inclined to do whatever you want, just so I don't get yelled at. I don't like getting yelled at. I hate it when you're out of commission.

DTM
Damn, girl. Its your little friend: my least favorite euphemism
You want me to come home and do the dishes?
I'll do anything the She-Hulk wishes:
Fold the laundry, feed the cats, clean kitty litter with my hands
Ovaries on fire! Stop, drop, and roll
What we need up in here is Pussy Control
To break it on down for the boys and girls
Every twenty eight days all around the world
The tides get high and the moon get full
Your girl becomes a she-werewolf!

BLANG!?
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
Got me all bundled up while I'm walking the streets
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
Driving up and down town, running errands for free
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
I'm all up in a mess, in a catastrophe
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
You took my stress level up to another degree

THE ADMIRAL
Hard to brave when you're riding the red wave
Don't want to misbehave so I'll be your slave
I'll mow the lawn and I'll make the bed
I'll order a pizza, no, you want me to cook it instead?
That's fine, that's cool. I'll do whatever you want
I'll rub your feet, we can even visit your aunt
So here's the remote, you're in control
Of course you can have the last egg roll
Let me diagram it for the boys and girls
Every 28 days all over the world
When the moon gets big and eclipses the sun:
There's nowhere to hide. There's nowhere to run.

BLANG!?
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
Got me all bundled up while I'm walking the streets
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
Driving up and down town, running errands for free
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
I'm all up in a mess, in a catastrophe
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
You took my stress level up to another degree

DTM
Damn, girl. You're so amazing. I love your mind. I love your body. I love your soul. And if you could just put down that chainsaw for one minute, I'm sure we could talk things over. Have I told you today that your hair looks nice? Ooh! Are those new shoes?

BLANG!?
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
Got me all bundled up while I'm walking the streets
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
Driving up and down town, running errands for free
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
I'm all up in a mess, in a catastrophe
Damn, girl. Whatchu doing to me?
You took my stress level up to another degree