BLANG!?
Ooh Da Lolly, we likes to party,
You bring the keggers and we bring the hotties!

THE ADMIRAL
Take a chance on the fat man in short pants
Ain't much to look at but I got a knack for romance
Take you to a slow dance with one of those slow jamz,
Oops! I'm sorry, lost control of my hands ma'am
I ain't got class, ain't got flavor
But I got some words of wisdom for you to savor
You got a fly girl and you wanna make her yours
Just drops your drawers, gauge her applause
If you get a standing "O" then it's good to go,
But if you get a slow clap then no Beast with 2 Backs for you
I know it's hard for a single guy to get laid,
But it's even harder for a white rapper to get paid
I'm here to bring about a natural disaster
DTM on my back we're like Master Blaster
2 men enter and 1 man leaves,
But that one man is me so don't get no ideas!

BLANG!?
Ooh Da Lolly, we likes to party,
You bring the keggers and we bring the hotties!

DTM
<Boom> A funktastrophe!
While my rhyme's swinging lazy through the canopy
This party's so big its a celebrity
And my crew's so tough them call it Master Chief
Mowk be nimble, DTM be quick
Where the pimps and the players with their walking sticks?
All my songs so fresh they call it Funky Fried
Whether bumpin' through the city or the countryside
I told you, wanted to put it nicely:
That wardrobe you brought was a little Vanilla Icely
I wouldn't have to truly put it so precisely
If your girlfriend wasn't here to wanna truly entice me
Is it because we're up on the scene here
Or is it because they measure our talent in leap years?
I've got fine chicks from the Antebellum
On my Frisbee golf discs filling out my quorum

BLANG!?
Ooh Da Lolly, we likes to party,
You bring the keggers and we bring the hotties!

DTM
Ooh, look at this here party
Later on we gon' kick it at the after party
Put the bump and the grind
Up on all the shorties
Make the foundation shake
Til we break for morning

THE ADMIRAL
I'm-a kick it on home with that one
Gonna break my back bone with that one
She's so gosh darn attractive
Makes me seem to lose my

BLANG!?
CONTROL!!!

Ooh Da Lolly, we likes to party,
You bring the keggers and we bring the hotties!