BLANG!?
We want them hoes, so give 'em to us
We're time pimp pros, our El Dorado
Drives soft and low on thirty inches
We need them hoes, and tricks and bitches

DTM
I'm Crunk Daddy Long Legs
Drive my Caddy straight through time
For the bitches that are on my list
Get in my car Cleopatra, Mae West, Princess Leia. Only the best!
I'll take you to a new time and place
And keep 100%
Bitch, don't act up!

BLANG!?
We want them hoes, so give 'em to us
We're time pimp pros, our El Dorado
Drives soft and low on thirty inches
We need them hoes, and tricks and bitches

THE ADMIRAL
Now I am the Admiral, bumpin' through time
I got historical bitches on my pimpin' line
I got some Nefertiti, some Salome
Some Berenice of Cilicia
I'm slapping chicken heads in the ancient past
So in the future I can sell that ass
Oh yes, don't you know
That Guinevere was quite the ho
Got Calamity Jane and Sappho
And Mother Teresa and Florence Bascom
Marie Antoinette, she gets them wet
And Bonnie sans Clyde is a hell of a ride!

Got 2 mad scientists make a time machine,
But here's something they could not foresee
They didn't have the cash to pay
For the hoes they bought to celebrate

DTM
So the pimps swoop in, fin to regulate,
What did the five fingers say to the face?
Slap!
Two physicists fell to the ground
And we took the time machine we found

THE ADMIRAL
So I'll pack our canes and the bell bottom pants
And grab our furs and the wide brim hats
Set the coordinates, hit the ignition
Time for a historical ho finding mission

DTM
Its a pull of the lever and off we go
Cadillac bumping around like a rodeo
Where we're headed? We don't know
We lost the instruction manual

BLANG!?
We want them hoes, so give 'em to us
We're time pimp pros, our El Dorado
Drives soft and low on thirty inches
We need them hoes, and tricks and bitches